Just heard the original version on the radio - NPR (Prarie Companion). Below is my version:

Bill Gates dies and goes to haven. God takes him to his assigned place - a small cottage. Bill lookes around and see a big mansion with large swimming pool, etc.

Bill asks the God:
" Who is this person to deserve such a treatement?"

God answers:
"The captain of the Titanic."

Bill is outraged"
"Titanic! It was such a disaster!"

God again answers:
"Don't forget ... Titanic crashed only once!"

That's pretty funny.